Discussion Simon Cowell?

simon cowell?

im trying to think up some of the mean remarks that simon cowell says on american idol. can ya help me out here? thanks!

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That was terrible, I mean just awful" .. . "My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't." You came across as a background singer for a background singer." "There were moments of complete torture in that vocal to be honest with you." "I thought it was a mess. Let?s assume this is the first time I?ve ever seen you and heard you, what am I supposed to get from that? It was just a mess it was all over the place." I think it was a complete and utter mess. It didn't work ? it was all over the place. You were forgetting your words. I mean, it was "We Will Rock You Gently". I really, really, really hated that. "Other door" I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I'm allergic to it. I think you're going to be a very successful model. And it's best to be great at something rather than not so good at something. I don't mean to be rude, but you look like The Incredible Hulk's wife. You sound like the Spice Girls Unfortunately, that wasn't a compliment. I think you just booked your plane ticket home. If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. It's everything I love about reality shows, which is the good, the weird and the completely and utterly disillusioned. Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. This is a singing competition, not a dancing competition! You sing like Mickey Mouse on helium. This show is all about finding a star, not feeling sorry for people who aren't very good. You take singing lessons? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue your teacher. Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman. You and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion. You are the worst singer in America. You are the worst singer in New York. You are the worst singer in the world. You are the worst singer I've ever heard in my life. You're useless, I'm bored - yes or no? You can't sing; you can't dance; so what do you want me to say? You've got quite a good voice, the problem I have is this looks to me like 10 years ago. You have just invented a new form of torture. You singing is like ordering a ferocious guard dog for your home and getting delivered a poodle in a leather jacket instead. You sung like you were on a dentist's chair. Hideous. You look like one of those creatures in the jungle with the big eyes....a bush-baby. I've been known to call someone the worst singer in the world...but you by far are the worst singer in the universe..

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A. abosutely horrible

A. try thinking of one thing nice he says

A. Well, once during the auditions, he told this girl "your mouth is so big, you could park a car in it."

A. it doesn't matter because he is soooooooooooooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 he likes to tell people they sound like mediocre kareoke

A. he tries to sweet heart to the girls but because of his british accent it comes out swee 'art its funny

A. that was totally karaoke

A. That was terrible, I mean just awful" .. . "My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't." You came across as a background singer for a background singer." "There were moments of complete torture in that vocal to be honest with you." "I thought it was a mess. Let?s assume this is the first time I?ve ever seen you and heard you, what am I supposed to get from that? It was just a mess it was all over the place." I think it was a complete and utter mess. It didn't work ? it was all over the place. You were forgetting your words. I mean, it was "We Will Rock You Gently". I really, really, really hated that. "Other door" I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I'm allergic to it. I think you're going to be a very successful model. And it's best to be great at something rather than not so good at something. I don't mean to be rude, but you look like The Incredible Hulk's wife. You sound like the Spice Girls Unfortunately, that wasn't a compliment. I think you just booked your plane ticket home. If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. It's everything I love about reality shows, which is the good, the weird and the completely and utterly disillusioned. Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. This is a singing competition, not a dancing competition! You sing like Mickey Mouse on helium. This show is all about finding a star, not feeling sorry for people who aren't very good. You take singing lessons? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue your teacher. Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman. You and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion. You are the worst singer in America. You are the worst singer in New York. You are the worst singer in the world. You are the worst singer I've ever heard in my life. You're useless, I'm bored - yes or no? You can't sing; you can't dance; so what do you want me to say? You've got quite a good voice, the problem I have is this looks to me like 10 years ago. You have just invented a new form of torture. You singing is like ordering a ferocious guard dog for your home and getting delivered a poodle in a leather jacket instead. You sung like you were on a dentist's chair. Hideous. You look like one of those creatures in the jungle with the big eyes....a bush-baby. I've been known to call someone the worst singer in the world...but you by far are the worst singer in the universe..

A. There was that one time that Simon called one guy a bushbaby, which is a monkey with giant eyes, bcuz his eyes were big.

A. the stage looks better than you do,,,,, your performance was terrible,,,,,,, i look better than you do,,,,,,,

A. (In a british accent of course) "That was absolutely horrible!" "I thought I heard a cat fight in the alley last night, but it was you singing."

A. he says that was horrendous and that was the wrost prefomace ive ever seen in my whole life but he says that all the time

A. "Horrible, just plain horrible." "I'm speachless... In a bad way." " You might want to get some singing lessons before you get back on here"

A. SUCK MY A*S Cowell!!!

A. ya sure i was in american idol i said why dont you fuck your mom and hes all like ok is that all you can give and you would say yes and then you get a point duhh

A. Excruciating, Karaoke, Bar Performance That's all I can think of....

A. when sanjay got a mohawk he was like "i assume there was no mirror in oyur dressing room"

A. Simon, says what he says only reflects what most of us want to say but won't. Can you imagine the show without Simon ? we won't be discussing him here for sure !!